Am I the only singleton left in the world...? Have all the single people died out from lonliness and lack of sexual motivation...? I've come to the conclusion that there are most definitely no decent single men left. They've all been snapped up by one bitch..sorry, woman, or another. I'm sure that life keeps throwing me in the direction of married men in order to test my decency and willpower. Either that or it just likes to torture me. Every time I spot a nice looking guy the conversation with my friend or colleague goes like this;
Me - "Oooo he's nice"!
Her - "Married"
Me - "Fuck"!
One day I'll be stunned when the answer is; "Oh yes he's single". But it'll inevitably be followed by; "But he's a total wanker". Of course he is.
To be fair, I haven't actually been that bothered about starting another relationship just yet. I haven't attempted speed-dating or scouring dating websites for the next boyfriend/axe murderer. I'm in no hurry to be messed about/cheated on/lied to, etc. It is starting to bug me though, how every nice bloke I meet is married. Some of these blokes seem perfect for me. It's just not fair. But then I guess their wives wouldn't see it that way. Finding a single man is kind of similar to when Vivienne Westwood has a 70% sale on shoes; snap them up before they're gone! Blink....and you miss them. In my case it's like when Asda pile a load of almost-past-sell-date food on the "whoops" shelf - by the time I get there all the good stuff is gone and I'm left with the crap nobody wants.
I feel like I'm in a race. A race for women only. A race for women who're hoping for a cure for broken heart. A Race For Wife.
Get to that man and get a ring on your finger if it's the last thing you do! And make sure you run pretty damn fast, because there are plenty more women racing right behind you to beat you to it. I know these things can't be rushed - rushing into relationships mostly ends in tears. But it seems I've missed the boat many times over and I think the blame lies on me for staying with douchebags a lot longer than I should've.
So maybe I'll join the Race For Wife too, only at a slightly more gentle pace. Good thing too, I run like a dork.
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