I've been a bit crap with updating my Blogs lately haven't I?? I guess it's good that things are picking up socially, but I need to be a bit more proactive. I have decided, after much deliberation, to get myself one of those iPhoneythingmajiggies.
Nowadays, sitting at a home PC to do my social networking seems a bit carbon-dated. I feel like if I hold back any longer I'll be propelled back to 1989, or even the Stone Age. What with refusing to listen to the recent music charts and still listening to vinyl and cassettes, I'm just one step away from losing the power to speak modern day English and changing my name to Ug Ug. Opposable thumbs you say?? Never heard of such a crazy thing.....
When I admit to people I don't have an iPhone yet they look at me like I've just admitted to enjoying sex with animals. Even my friends have started to shun me as not being part of their "iGang". It's amazing what these iContraptions can do. I'll be on a night out with my mates and no sooner has somebody taken my picture it mysteriously appears on Facebook five minutes later (you know who you are.....EMMA & LOREN), leaving me no opportunity to veto that picture of me testing how many cocktail cherries I can fit in my mouth in one go (16).
So, once my contract is up and I can finally be rid of this htc phone, which I found brilliant when I first got it and now every time I look at it I want to punch it in it's stupid touch-screen face, I shall be getting myself an iPhone. Just don't ask me which model - I've only just discovered how to correctly write the name "iPhone" let alone look into which model I'd need. For the time being, I'll stick with my iPod and my iTunes. I'm now off to do some iRoning.
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