Sunday, 22 April 2012

Go back to the Big Smoke

I'm adding smokers to my list of annoying people. I do have a couple of mates who smoke, but they're not selfish smokers - they go and stand outside in the cold so as not to inflict their cancer-creating smog on all the clear-lunged non-smokers. But I have had to endure being in the same building as a bunch of smokers for the last month and now I am suffering. Why do I have to suffer because of other people's selfishness...? Because I have no choice! My throat and chest feels like I've just French-kissed a dragon. When I inhale I sound like an old person with emphysema who's just been sucking on a bong for the last 6 hours. One is not impressed. My message to all you selfish smokers is this; if you wish to give yourself mouth cancer, lung cancer, liver cancer, throat cancer etc, emphysema, clogged arteries etc, that's your perogative - but stop inflicting it on people who want to live a long life!

On top of having my respiratory system strangled, I'm also suffering from what can only be described as "plucked chicken syndrome". I shall explain in as little detail as possible; my first Brazillian for a long time...ouch.....pain....redness & swelling....looks like a plucked chicken that's been spanked continuously with a wooden spoon.....have to wear cotton knickers for the next 7 days. Again: ouch.

Nuff said.

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