It's nearly show time!

Ok, so it's Friday tomorrow and I'm torn between whether to be excited or nervous. I've been very excited up till now, as it's suddenly dawned on me that after speaking to Mr Z for something like three weeks now, he may be a tad disappointed upon meeting me in person. I mean there's no reason why he should, I've only been myself so far - I haven't even curbed my swearing, and he seems to be happy with that. But you know how it is, women and their insecurities and all that. I suppose it's not going to be as bad as if it were a blind date, thanks to the modern craze of Social Networking we both know what each other looks like so it's not as if he's going to be shocked by my forked tongue and 666 scar on my forehead.

I'm so anxious for Friday to be here I actually packed my bag on Monday this week and all my stuff is at the door ready to be loaded into my car tomorrow! Although to be fair, as I'm not coming home before I fly to Dublin next Friday I'd say that was erring more on the cautious and sensible rather then the neurotic OCD. I've left a post-it note on my dashboard which reads "Don't forget your straighteners and make-up you dipshit"! as I have been in this situation before and, right now, I cannot afford to buy another collection of make-up - or a pair of hair straighteners!

I may or may not have a chance to Blog for the next few weeks, although if I ask Em nicely she might let me use her laptop. Well it's either that or I empty the contents of her cats bowl into the vegetarian dinner I plan to cook. In fact that's quite amusing so I might do it anyway.

I want all of you to think positive thoughts for me. Use this mantra - "Leigh Noble will finally find a decent guy without issues or alcohol-related problems." I will of course tell you absolutely everything on my return. Well, maybe not everything, I wouldn't want to embarrass the guy (unless it's a glowing report on his manhood, then I'm sure he won't mind). Hopefully I'll also be able to tell you I made loads of money at the car boot and be able to give you the link to our jewellery website, which should be up and running by Monday if all goes to plan. Blimey, all this excitement is enough to make me feel woozy! Oh and that's another thing - am definitely not getting hammered at the Jubilee party on Monday. No matter how great Mr Z might be, I'm pretty sure the sight of me hurling at the end of the evening will kill any glowing reports I might've planned...!

Have a fabulous Jubilee weekend! God Save the Queen an' all that shizzle!