Men have it so easy. If any men are reading this right now I suggest you make a note and remember it every time your wife/girlfriend has a pop at you and you're not quite sure why......
Today I went for my cervical smear (and now wave goodbye to all the men reading this...). As I lay there with my drawers off, legs spread-eagled and lady bits exposed - it reminded me of that one great summer I spent at the buff men's rugby camp.......just kidding. I was reminded that woman suffer a lot more indignities than men. I shall list but a few;
1) Periods. I don't think I need to elaborate much more.
2) Babies. Not only do woman have to carry around the heavy load for 9 months, they then have to push the little bugger(s) out through a hole much smaller than the size of a baby AND risk a lot of damage - mostly ending up in having their own arse stitched up.
3) Cervical smear tests. If at this point there are any men reading this, I would implore you to ask your wife/girlfriend exactly what happens during this test. I'm sure a lot of men will already know, but then I'm 100% sure there are those who believe it's simply a case of dabbing the inside of a lady's frou-frou with a cotton bud. That's certainly what I thought the first time I had it done; boy was I in for a big fucking shock.
4) The Wax. All men should have their testicles waxed to see how it feels for us women. Just the once...that's all you'll need (because you won't have the guts to do it again anyway).
5) The pressure of having to prove you can do most jobs just as good as a man. If you say to most men (I won't say all men because it wouldn't be true, I'll give you that) that you're going to be a mechanic/plumber/electrician...I guarantee all you'll get is a smirk. If they're particularly clever they'll hide their disbelief fairly well, but if you're quick, you may catch a little flicker of sympathy; "awww bless'er, she's got something to prove, good for her"!
There are many many more things I'm sure, but I don't really have the time to list them all. I'm not a man-hater as such, I just felt that after my very undignified morning appointment I wanted to remind you men how lucky you are. And don't try telling me that spontaneous erections are a real bug bear for men...you're probably secretly proud of the fact that you can get it up anywhere anytime!
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